Two leaders of religion Jesus and Buddha sat at the local bar drinking their problems away.

Jesus sipped his beer, “Do you think they need us back yet?”

Buddha having his usual beverage of red wine said, “Nah. I’m sure they’ll need us soon. But let me finish this.”

They have been drinking since the clock struck five.

Being a religious icon is tougher than it seems.

Jesus pushed his beer to the edge of the counter and put his hand up to the bartender for another beer.

“Is Muhammad coming?” Jesus wanted to know.

Buddha delicately drank his red wine.

“Nah. He’s busy.”

Jesus received his next beer.

“Work?” He asked.

Then UB-40′s song “Red Red Wine” started to play in the background.

Buddha got up from his chair and moved around in what was to him some dance moves.

“This is my jam.” He turned his back to the empty bar. “Yeah. They got him working overtime.”

Finishing his beer quickly Jesus only said one word, “Bastards.”

Buddha continued to dance to his song as Jesus continued to drink as the night went on.

Word is they are still waiting for Muhammad to show up.

With all the problems in the world I’d be surprised if Jesus or Buddha or Muhammad didn’t drink.